Monday, May 28, 2007

What's up with the squirrels????

So I'm going to start with.... I don't think about it all the time, but it seems to cross my mind frequently.... What's up with the super squirrels of the north. In the south, they eat all year and they always look like they just crossed the Sahara with no food or water. In Rochester, Super Squirrel is the size of a small bear. Can Festival Guy be nurturing these intriguing creatures during his down time? It must have something to do with the waste water run-off they drink after festivities on Park Ave.... Every tree in the South is a 1,000 year old live oak. Each could sustain an army with their endless acorns. Why don't they grow???
I don't get it.... Oh well..... I'll ponder again later....

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